Polo Cato, an American-Style Giant Class Kaiju

According to a press release issued by Dr. Cube's Lab, Polo Cato is a common dump skunk (mephitis mephitis) with really bad luck (mephitis life suckis). As the CL one-sheet reads, Polo Cato's bad karma kicked in when the striped dump-diver was scurrying across a rush-hour highway and a tractor-trailer zipped over its backside. Stunned and smelly, the quasi-roadkill rolled out of the passing lane, dragged itself into the nearby field, and headed out in searched of shelter. Within an hour, the maimed skunk discovered the Hokkaido Nuclear Reactor, which, by chance, was in the throes of a catastrophic meltdown. Radiation dust festered in Polo Cato's pores, turning his open wounds into weeping pustules, quadrupling the length of his broken tail, and causing him to mutate into the 450-meter stink bomb we smell today.

Fox News 55 thought this story sounded a little too serendipitously coincidental to be true, so the station unleashed a team of crack correspondents to investigate. Turns out that Polo Cato was actually Cube's creation, composed through a series of illegal and unethical experiments involving depleted uranium, raw sewerage, sulfur-based gases, and rabid skunks. Dr. Cube's evil vision was to create a monster three-stories tall with an odor so foul it could be used as a chemical weapon. Fortunately, Cube didn't succeed. But he did end up with Polo Cato, a big, stupid-looking stink bomb.