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Kaiju Big Battel 20th Anniversary Bash

Destruction is heading for Somerville.

The city-crushing monsters of Kaiju Big Battel are returning to the Boston area to celebrate 20 years of mayhem in the town where it all began. After a 5-year absence, these gigantic beasts are itching to tear up city blocks and skyscrapers like they did in the good ole' days. That is, unless Kaiju heros such as Powa Ranjuru and Pedro Plantain have anything to say about it. Come to Cuisine en Locale in Somerville on Saturday, November 22 to watch the ultimate stand-off between good and evil. Spectators should beware, however. When Kaiju Big Battel is in town, danger can happen-and it usually does.

Joining the colossal creatures of Kaiju will be local band Johnny Blazes and the Pretty Boys. This crazy combination of music and monster-mashing is expected to blow the roof off the building. You won't want to miss this!

General admission is $22 for advanced ticket purchase, and $25 on the day of the show. VIP tickets are available for $35, which includes an invitation to a special meet and greet session before the show. This pre-show party will be hosted by Kaiju announcer Louden Noxious, and will give you an opportunity to get up close and personal with the monsters and heroes of Kaiju Big Battel. Plus, you'll get a free commemorative event poster! Get your tickets here.

Where: Cuisine en Locale, 156 Highland Ave, Somerville, MA 02143 When: Saturday, November 22, 2014. VIP Meet and Greet is from 6-7PM, show starts at 8PM

This is an all-ages show. Cuisine en Locale will serve dinner and bar snacks starting at 6PM.

Get your tickets here.


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Cube Multiplies, Hero Returns, Louden Stays

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Louden attempted to retire at Shpadoinkel Mania 20 using some experimental technology. the scientists at Robodynamics developed a portal that could link to alternate timelines. They dubbed it the "Infinity Portal" louden wanted to go to a timeline where he was not only famous but fabulously rich. But as they say the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

To start out the show Louden tested the new tech by bringing thru the "Infinity Portal" a hero from another time and place; Pheydan, the inter-dimensional traveler. He Quickly put down Yarsminko, ordered a pizza and proved the portal was safe.

The pizza however didn't arrive in 30 min or less so Pheyden set out looking for a local falafel joint.

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Lets jump forward to the main event. #13 VS Steam powered Tentacle Boulder fought a long and grueling battel to gain the right to hold the belt. Boulder looked like he was going to take it after successfully hitting #13 from the top rope. #13 however had a final trick up his sleeve. In a last desperate attempt #13 tangled boulders tentacles up in the ropes, exited the ring and toppled the Empire State Building on boulders "head". The knock to his noggin rendered him dazed, at witch point #13 grabbed a bottle of "Hell Water" and dumped it down Boulders pipe, extinguishing his flame.

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Boulder had only minutes to live unless someone somehow could relight the fire that kept his alive. Dr. Cube, sporting an ugly sweater, came out to taunt the dying hero. The door bell on the Infinity Portal rang. Dr. Cube thinking the pizza has finally arrived opens it, but who should appear but an alternate Dr. Cube.

Dr. Cube accused Sweater Cube of being an impostor stating "You sir, and I use that term loosely, are an impostor, I know for a fact that the Dr. Cube from this timeline is dead, his body dumped into the Gulf of Mexico... and besides I would never wear a sweater so ugly as that, it makes my eyes bleed". The door rang again and Dr. Cube was now joined by another Dr. Cube. The two alternate time line Cubes attacked the impostor. 16.34 seconds later a third Cube appeared thru the portal and the impostor decided to flee. The alternate Cube's decided to turn their fury upon a unconscious Boulder.

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The portal released 17 more cubes in the ensuing moments. They all beat mercilessly on Boulder. It looked like a no win situation for Boulder and the world. The door rang once more. Everything stopped.

When nothing came out, Louden acting ether bravely or stupidly depending which timeline you are from, decided to answer the door. Perhaps it was the pizza Louden thought as his mind was in a state of shock witnessing the multitude of Cubes. he opened the door, it was indeed the pizza.

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The pizza, it had roni, was being delivered by non other than an alternate timeline Silver Potato. Potato upon seeing the herd of Cubes beating on Boulder, snapped and single handedly fought them all off freeing Boulder from the onslaught

Louden took this opportunity to relight boulders flame, thus saving his life. louden then said his good buys and headed to the Infinity Portal and his retirement. While dialing in the coordinates Louden managed to break the portal beyond repair.

Louden told the crowd "I can't retire now, not with 20 Dr. Cubes now running lose in our world. Thats just too much Danger for the Kaiju Heros to handle. They can't handle this alone... I'm need to stay. They need my help. This world would be doomed with out me


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