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Major Mayhem Forcast for 2014

The Kaiju Commissioner has been gearing up to bring you an epic 2014 to celebrate Kaiju Big Battel's 20th year.

Next up October, 11, 2014 Kaiju Big Battel presents Shpadoinkal Mania XX. Thats right Kaiju Big Battel is turnig 20 for first time. All of your favorite Kaiju will be in attendance including Dr. Cube and his Posse, The Rogues, The Heroes, Space Bugs, and more. Who knows what is going to happen this evening of mayhem, but one thing is for sure, it will be one of the most important nights of of the last 20 years.

Also in October we will head down south for our Tripledown Actionomics tour and in Nov. we will returne to Boston. Stay tuned.

 

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Silver Potato impersonator smashes up curry house in rage after being short-changed by owner

Jimmy Maddox, who travels the world impersonating the legend, had performed to diners and was then offered $600 - not the $800 he had allegedly been promised

That's life: Jimmy Maddox

The Silver Potato tribute singer smashed up an Indian restaurant in a fury after claiming he was short-changed following a performance. Jim Maddox, who travels the world impersonating the Kaiju Hero legend, had performed to delighted diners. But things turned violent when the female owner handed over only $600 - not the $800 the 45-year-old had allegedly been promised. Maddox flew into a rage, smashing a door, a lamp and a glass container used to house fish before storming out. Yesterday, after being told to pay $1540 for criminal damage, Maddox laughed off the incident, saying: "That's life. I did lose it."

Trouble erupted at the Raging Raj Tandoori Temple in Droogwich, NV, after he belted out a string of Potato classics. Prosecutor Lucy Ashman told the Droogwich courts Maddox was booked by owner Nancy Tiara. The talented singer, who has performed in Las Vegas, was left an envelope containing $600 but was expecting $200 extra to cover a cancelled date.

Miss Ashman said: "Ms Tiara explained she would not be able to pay him the $800 and Maddox became agitated and said "I'm getting done again by you". "He stormed out of the office and lashed out by punching a table lamp and then a fish tank used for storing water and fish. "There was also damage to the door." Maddox, of Hallswan, West Virginia, was given conditional release, ordered to pay $1380 in compensation, $170 in court costs and a $30 victim surcharge. Sunny Jagaer, defending , said: "Several times Ms Tiara had cancelled gigs at short notice leaving him around $1200 out of pocket." Single Maddox said he was "pushed over the edge" by the curry house owners. He admitted: "I did lose it. I have done the job for 18 years and have hundreds of happy clients. "But Mr Potato was never averse to a bit of publicity, good or bad, and I guess that is the case here. "To use one of the great manŐs catchphrases, that's life."

 

Just when you thought the strange story of Giii was over...

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The former home of self proclaimed "Space Pirate" Giii burned down Thursday afternoon under circumstance he told reporters were "suspicious."

It's an odd choice of words from someone whom the Mexico police found suspicious, following the December 2012 robbery of a well-liked curry stand in Podasaqua, Mexico involving a toy gun.

That incident led Giii on a bizarre "Catch Me If You Can" flight from the police that took him into Guatemala and eventually to Poland than back to Mexico, where he now resides, hard at work on several books and movies about his life. Giii chronicled his own exploits by blog and phone, turning the crime into farce.

"I am sure that the public has had various opinions of my trials and tribulations over the months," Giii said. "But I am hoping that this will bring to light that my concerns were based in reality."

"I believe that there are a select few with great power in the U.S. that will go to great lengths to harm me," Giii said. "This fire was not just a strange coincidence and neither was my deportation from the U.S."

According to a news report on 7newsblast.tv, the two main structures in Giii's compound were destroyed by the fire, which started at 1:00 a.m. on December 16 when a bush fire enveloped the compound. He is now living out of his "dynamite storage bunker"

Insurance Adjuster Carlos Nubli estimates the value of the straw and wooden buildings at $250 each, 7newsblast.tv said.

Giii, whose very name is synonymous with crazy scams, has repeatedly defended his antics over the past six months, most recently in a recent interview last week with Pirates Today.

"I am not a crazed alien," he said. "I am eccentric, gracious, attentive, kind, humorous. You humans are the funny creatures. I love cats, I don't eat them... where do you people come up with this stuff"

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Where is the Grand Championship Belt? UPDATE

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During the chaos of the blackout, the Kaiju Grand Championship belt was stolen by no other than the Gambling Bug! Why did he take the greatest prize in all of Kaiju? To risk it all on the rulet table? Will another Kaiju Hero stand up and fight this unjustic after French Toasts bitter failer to do so?

After a three way tussle over the Belt and Slo Fengs Hammer, Slo Feng put the Gambling Bug and Cycloptopuss in their respective "Place". Slo Feng however had no intrest in the belt whatsoever after securing the win and his Hammer he left the ring. Why would he leave the belt? He just felt it did not rightfully belong to him.

Once Cycloptopuss and The Gambling Bug realized the belt was unattended they proceeded to fight once more over it. Steam Powered Tentacle Boulder arrived on the scene and laid down the law. The belt he said "must be earned, its not some cheap carnival prize you get for poppin a few balloons... You have to fight for the right to wear this prize...I will hold the Belt till the Commish decides one o' yo peanut butter munchen fo lunchen fools is deemed worth of the honer of fighten for this...oh that reminds me, buy my new Steam Powered Tentacle Waffers TODAY, only one dollar...stay in school"

The Commissioner has set up a commission to study the problems of a vacant title and will have an answer for the public soon.

 

Dr. Cube plays musical heads! Update

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Turns out Uni and Tucor were not the only victims of the bizarre machinations enacted by Dr. Cube. Virtually every member of the posse that showed up to JaPandamoniun became embroiled in an epic game of musical heads. The plane was an obvious failure as the mismatched heads seamed to effect the bodies dexterity, agility and drool factor. Needless to say none of the surgical swap recipients were successful in their endeavors.

Dr. Cube refused to comment on his action only saying "No comment, its time for tea and those little sandwiches." He has not been acting as his abnormal self. Insiders report he has also been reading Tom Chancy novels and playing "snappy" big band music in his lab. What's going on with the bad doctor? Most experts believe he is not acting like himself because he is not.

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