Kaiju Begins the Road to Civil War
The Kaiju Commissioner is thrilled to announce the next four cities to host Kaiju Big Battel, the world's only live monster fighting spectacle. The Kaiju Heroes will be ready to spring into action on Oct 8th at the Bell House, deep in the heart of Brooklyn. Then, Dr. Cube and his Posse of mischievous mutants will invade Somerville, MA for SomerSlam in November at ONCE. And if the Kaiju fighters can survive, they will head to sunny Florida on March 31st in Orlando for "Kaiju Civil War". But wait there's more we will be in Pittsbug, PA in June for more batteling action.
Stay tuned for more info as it develops.
Kaiju Big Battel's first Brooklyn performance in like a really long time!
First up on the Battel docket is Brooklyn, yes the one in NY! On Saturday October 8th, Dr. Cube, Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle, Powa Ranjuru, and a gaggle of other Kaiju combatants will be turning the Bell House into ground-beef. Oh that reminds me, world famous organic burger chain Bareburger will be sponsoring the show, they will be on hand serving the tastiest burgers this side of the moon, as well as giving away free swag. Tickets are now on sale here. And in an effort to make this Big Battel event affordable to all, the Kaiju Commissioner has insisted that ticket prices be rolled back to prices not seen since Dr. Cube and Uchu Chu were facing off in art school gymnasiums. At only $15 they are sure to go fast. The only bad news it's 21+ sorry kiddies.
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Hey there, Kaiju fans! It's your favorite door-to-door woodsman, Senior Announcer, and crack reporter Slice O'Reilly here with the latest installment of what I call the "Kaiju Katch Up!" The combatants in the Big Battel are usually too pre-occupied in the Danger Cage to let us know what's going on in their lives so I - your selfless, trepidation, hirsute hero - have taken it upon himself to risk life & limb & well-manicured beard to delve into the depths of the Kaiju world to get YOU the inside scoop and hot gossip!
So what has The Leauge of Cube's been up to? I have no idea let me get back to you on that.