How to De-Skunk a Polo Cato

Dr. Cube created Polo Cato to be the ultimate stink machine. Fortunately for the Kaiju Big Battel heroes, methods exist to counter the heinous odor. The following document entitled: The Path of Seven Ways to Stifle Stench, was authored by an anonymous skunk expert. Still, messy handwriting on the original manuscript indicates Dusto Bunny was the author, but DNA tests on microscopic lint particles taken from the document are inconclusive. The more-than-hare-brained rabbit refuses to comment on the report except to say "The author of this document was either very wise or insane. Can a monster without stink truly be called a skunk?"

The Path of Seven Ways to Stifle Stench:

First, know that you cannot avoid stench: The nature of Polo Cato is to stink.

Second, preserve the clear sight of correct thought and correct meditation. If the stink has gotten in your eyes, rinse them thoroughly with the cold, distilled water of understanding.

Third, wash yourself of all false thought and false action. This is best done out-of-doors, if weather permits.

Fourth, pour on tomato juice of perception. The deep contemplation of the heart of this fruit will banish the stink from you.

Fifth, if the tomato juice of perception cannot conquer the foul odor, the vanilla bean of deep meditation may mend your stinking form.

Sixth, if the stink is so deeply etched in your flesh that aforementioned light and pureness cannot completely remove it, deep contemplation of baking soda, liquid soap and hydrogen peroxide cannot fail. Pour the mixture over yourself, patiently waiting for its healing powers to soak in. Then wait in quiet meditation for at least 15 minutes to receive enlightenment and relief from suffering.

Seventh, to be truly rid of stench, the source of the stink must be eradicated. The glands of ignorance are located under a tail of shame. With great courage and the anesthesia of sodium penthanol, approach the source of the stench and sever the glands with the scalpel of righteousness.

If you practice these seven ways, then you will be truly free from stench.