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Name: Eargernon
Type: Human-ear mutation rodent of heroic proportions
Height: 45 meters of habitrails
Weight: 9834 pounds of gouda
Attack: Super squeak attack, whip tail curl, pinky punch, boxed wine bout
Allies: Dusto Bunny, American Beetle, Powa Ranjuru
Enemies: Dr. Cube, Atomic Cannon, Sky Deviler

Cutest mouse rescued from most mutant experience at Massachusetts Institute of Technology splice lab. Splicing experiment and pink box-o-wine resulting pink ear mouse. Party gotten uglyer and mouse all grew terrible but cute in Mission Hill attic. Work hard play hard mouse with super sonic sound handles pain to ugly monsters meaner.

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