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Attack of the Afterparty

After the Party, It's the Afterparty!

Kaiju at MoCCA Art Festival
This Weekend!

This weekend, June 23-24, Kaiju Big Battel will be in New York City for MoCCA Art Festival 2007. The Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art is presenting this weekend long celebration of the illustrated word, which is like a comic-con, with less fan boys, and more artists. Fitting right into this classy image, several Big Battelers will be in the house, including a true artiste of evil - Dr. Cube!

MoCCA Art Festival 2007
When: June 23-24, 2007
Where: Puck Building (293 Lafayette at Houston), New York City
Hours: 11:00am - 6:00pm
Admission is $8/day / $10/weekend pass (weekend pass only $5 for MoCCA members)

Kaiju Attacks the Afterparty

On Saturday night the party moves from the civil halls of the Puck Building, to the Dangerous MoCCA Afterparty. At 8pm, Kaiju Big Battel and Manual Comics will invade the R Bar on Bowery. This 21+ event (sorry kids) will be celebrating the release of Mauled! #4, and among the revelers will be some well known Kaiju monsters and Heroes.

The Dangerous MoCCA Afterparty
Presented by Kaiju Big Battel & Manual Comics
When: Saturday, June 23rd, 8pm
Where: R Bar, 218 Bowery St., NYC
Party with actual Kaiju Monsters! Celebrate the release of Mauled! #4!

Gomi-man Goes Green

According to celebrity-gossip blog ecorazzi.com, the latest celeb to go "green" is none other than Dr. Cube's toxic trash monster, Gomi-man. In a recently posted article, industry insiders claim that due to societal and governmental pressures, Kaiju's garbage gargantua plans to reduce hazardous emissions by 2.3 percent by spring 2030. While 2.3% sounds insignificant it should be noted that Gomi-man's current toxic output is equal to that of 1 trillion unfiltered, polonium-dipped cigarettes made from tobacco grown in a mixture of lead paint chips and Napalean dung, and rolled in paper made from poison ivy leaves.

In light of Gomi-man's past history of toxic sludge attacks and putrid stink-bombs, lead Kaiju analysts were shocked to hear this news, and many fear it could be nothing less than another dastardly plot set into motion by Dr. Cube.

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Kaiju Coming to San Diego Comic-Con

Kaiju Big Battel will be visiting San Diego this summer from July 26-29. While we're in town we'll be attending a young, upstart comic book convention called San Diego International Comic-Con. It's unclear how many people will show up for this under-the-radar con, but rest assured Kaiju will have a booth.

  • July 26-29 at San Diego Comic-Con

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Cube Commandments for Cyclists

This past week, the Vatican released a set of new driving commandments designed to improve behavior on the road and further alienate Boston's drivers from the Catholic church. Never one to be upstaged, especially by a man in a hat, Dr. Cube has responded by issuing his own rules of the road. In a manifesto posted on bicyclist boards across the interweb, Dr. Cube claimed that his 316-page guide to safe riding will "renew the bonds between pedestrians and cyclists, after countless years of their foolish human conflicts." The full tome will not be available at booksellers and bike shops until autumn, but you can read Cube's Cyclists Commandments below:

  1. Thou shall not kill someone with your bike. Unless in the name of Dr. Cube. Or if they doored you.
  2. If thou are killed while on a bicycle, thou must be careful not to allow decapitation in order for Dr. Cube to reuse thy body for Minion-creating purposes. Always wear thine protective chainmail ascot.
  3. Recklessness, haste, and impoliteness will help thou to speed up the process of becoming a Minion of Dr. Cube's Posse.
  4. Thou shall be forceful and not allow other vehicles to cut you off.
  5. Thou shall not ride a fixed-gear, unless thou wantest everyone to think thou are some pretentious hipster.
  6. Thou shall equip thine bicycle with a basket, and fill thy basket with pure, unmitigated evil.
  7. Thou shall support Dr. Cube's Posse by proudly displaying Cube propaganda on all helmets, clothing, and equipment.
  8. On the road, thou shall disregard more vulnerable parties. In fact, drive on the sidewalk and run over as many people as possible.
  9. Dr. Cube is not responsible for any injury thou may incur while following any of these commandments or riding in general.
  10. Finally and foremost, if thou have any moral qualms with these commandments, STAY THE HECK OFF THE ROAD!
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