Kaiju in 3-D Video Recap
With the shocking death of the Kaiju Commissioner, Kaiju fans all around the world are wondering what the reprecussions will be across the Big Battel. Who's in charge? Who's running the website? Did anyone pay the cable bill?
While everyone is up in arms over who's running what, one department that hasn't taken a break is our crack Kaiju Video team. They've been hard at work, locked in their editing facilities for hours at a time while we pump secret "motivation gas" into their chambers. After an unfortunate gas mislabeling accident led to the death of three video interns, the plan has since become a tremendous success, and has led to the creation of the first episode of Kaiju TV!
This week on the premiere episode of Kaiju TV, we'll get our first official glimpse of the action from this past month's Kaiju in 3-D mega-event with your hosts, Louden Noxious and RoBox. Check it out, and stay tuned for more in the coming weeks and months ahead!
The Search for The Golden Treasure is On!
Normally we like to wait a little bit before announcing the next Battel, but with the Commissioner dead and the Kaiju Regulatory Commission in shambles, an emergency Philadelphia battel has been announced! Two months from now, June 20th, at the Trocadero (site of last year's Shpadoinkelmania VII), Kaiju Big Battel will present All Out War 2: The Search for the Golden Treasure.
All Out War 2: The Search for the Golden Treasure
When: Saturday, June 20
Where: The Trocadero, 1003 Arch St, Philadelphia, PA
Ticket Information Coming Soon!
So who's gonna be in action? How should we know? It's two months from now! We're just trying to give you something to look forward to. But that doesn't mean Kaiju.com won't be the place to get all the latest monster news. Woah, that was a confusing double negative. Let's try that again. Kaiju.com is the place to get all the latest monster news! There we go. So be sure to check back often, because the next two months are sure to be a doozy.
Kaiju in 3-D Now Available on DVD
You've seen the Kaiju TV video, but surely that's not enough to satisfy your appetite for monster destruction, is it? Of course not! You need the whole DVD to see all the details. What was the story behind that treasure map match? Why was Beav the referee in the main event? Has French Toast been working out? All these questions and more can be answered with the newest bootleg DVD, Kaiju in 3-D!
That's not the only new DVD in the Kaiju Mall. We've got a few other classic Battels recently added, such as last year's Danger Strikes Back from Providence, RI, and the Tinseltown Showdown from 2004. But keep checking back, because there's always cool stuff available in the Kaiju Mall!
How do you order? Why, it's actually quite simple. In the DVD section, you'll notice the blank Bootleg DVD area. Add the DVD to your cart, then pick which one you want in the cart. Soon, we'll have each bootleg individually represented on the Mall, but with the Commissioner's death, our DVD Cover Scanning department has been temporarily shut down, so bear with us in the meantime. Please allow 1-2 weeks for delivery.
Question of the Week
Who would win in a fight? Pirates or Space Bugs?
SDS-1 Leaves for Philadelphia
There's a lot of questions about SDS-1. How does it work? Who does it actually belong to? When it goes back in time and alters the past, does that create a separate, parallel universe with the new future, or does the future as we know it get rewritten and everything stays in the same timeline?
The answers to these questions are (1), read the bio, you turkey, (2), he was stolen from Dr. Cube's Posse by Team Space Bug, although that clarifies nothing, and (3), separate parallel timelines. But one question everyone has on their mind is whether or not SDS-1 was cheated out of winning the Mean 13 RoBox Rumble. Not only was the Slug never tossed over the top rope, it never entered the ring to begin with!
Perhaps determined for a resolution, or just making an honest effort to arrive in Philadelphia on time, SDS-1 has begun its slow crawl to the Trocadero. The Slug left from its winter home in Bryn Mawr, PA today, which is an 11-mile journey to Philly, and hopes to reach the venue in time for June's big fighto. Will SDS-01 be in action the night of All Out War 2? We'll just have to wait and see.
Answer of the Week
Space Bugs. Space Bugs would definitely win.