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![]() When MTV2 approached the Kaiju Commissioner with the idea of a Kaiju Big Battel TV special he was very hesitant. The Commissioner had considered using television as a tool for communicating the dangers of Kaiju to the world, but he felt TV's commercial and generally crass content was not serious enough to give people an idea of how dangerous the Kaiju Big Battel really was. However, the Commissioner knew that Dr. Cube's strength was growing; if something was not done to save unsuspecting humans from Cube's propaganda there would be trouble. By showing the world the Terebi Sento DVD and having a safe introduction to the Kaiju world, the Commissioner thought he could curb the damage of Dr. Cube's quest of world domination. Little did the Commissioner know, when he announced that the Kaiju Big Battel Super-Special Special on MTV2 would take place, Dr. Cube was watching. In fact, Cube resolved that he and his Posse would not stand by idly while the Commissioner slandered his "good name."
All was going well at the Super Special until Dino Kang Jr. abruptly left the commentator's desk, apparently to use Carson Daley's plush personal lavatory. To the viewers' horror, the dinosaur marsupial left a studio door ajar and a horde of frightening looking feet entered for a surprise attack. Louden and Jingi were caught off guard by Dr. Cube and his Posse as they rushed the Super-Special set and took over the show. Jingi, immediately sensing the danger, used a well-placed escape hatch to get out of harms way, however Louden was not as lucky.
Jingi and the Kaiju Heroes emerged out of the smoking rubble to save the Special and a non-sanctioned Big Battel began as Jingi shouted "Fighto!" As Cube shouted to his Minions and monsters from his perch on the desk, the Plantain Twins took on Marutambo, Hell Monkey battered RoBox, and The Grudyin attacked Slo Feng in an all out brawl. As Gomi-man and some yellow bellied Minions tried to escape, they were followed by Slo Feng and new Hero Neo Teppin into a back alley. A spectacular Battel ensued as Neo Teppin revealed some of his 27 secret powers and Slo Feng fought nobly. However, the two Heroes were over powered by countless Minions and Gomi-man. So Slo Feng called for his magical hammer to defeat the garbage monster and the remaining Minions.
As Louden, Jingi, and the Kaiju Heroes rejoiced in celebration of their great victory, the cameras found Dr. Cube escaping into a get away car driven by Dino Kang Jr. Cube grabbed a remote control with the words "Plan B Button" on it and cackled as he pushed the big red button. Seconds later, a chocolate brown building with a large satellite dish on top (we can only assume is some kind of MTV broadcasting building) was blown to smithereens and the screen went to static, only to slowly reveal the Cube and Crossbones logo. Despite the glorious win of the Kaiju Heroes over the Posse, it seems that Dr. Cube had the last laugh again. |
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