Anime Clubs Beware

Dr. Cube Wants Your Brains!

Dear Anime Clubbers,

You may not be aware of the imminent Danger which you are in at this very moment. Dr. Cube has targeted Anime fans in his most nefarious recruitment campaign yet - he knows Anime fans, being naturally big-brained are the perfect vessels for his latest line of zombie Minions.

But you can help stop his evil plans! Join us and our educational efforts by clicking the comically oversized button. You will then be contacted by a top Kaiju Regulatory Commision Agent who will provide you with the Kaiju materials, DVDs featuring Cube's evil ways, and much more!

Your Friend,
Kaiju Commissioner